Britney Spears @ MTV VMA

Ok, so we really aren’t much for gossiping, but, the Britney performance at this year’s VMAs was a bit…hmmm. Let’s just put it this way: This little Rockher blogger has been patiently waiting for the big Britney comeback, but Brit’s performance was a HUGE letdown.

Some questions I need answered:

1. Was that a rehearsal, or did she just forget to put her wardrobe on?
2. Did somebody make her perform by gun-point? She didn’t smile once.
3. Where was Criss Angel? Wasn’t he supposed to make her appear and disappear on stage as per other blog’s reporting?
4. Did Brit Brit attack Sarah Silverman after the crazy comic called Brit’s kids: “the cutest mistakes ever?”
5. Where were her signature dance moves?
6. Why did she squeeze her back-up dancers pee pee?

Please Britney, we know you can do better then that. We’ve seen it a million times.